Im Pretty Good Thanks

ryanfuckinghaywood:

People say I love you every day,
when they say “Take a coat, it’s freezing”
“Drive safe”
“Freckles, shake”

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via i-mjackskellington)

The Bus Is Late
Satellite High

nearly-headless-horseman:

must-be-a-thursday:

First time listening:

Second time listening:

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Third time listening:

WAITING FOR THE BUS TOOK A PICTURE OF ANOTHER BUS WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS AS THE SUN CAME UP BUT THE SUN AIN’T OUT NO MORE CAUSE IT’S GREY WAITING FOR THE BUS THERE’S A GREY ONE BLUE ONE A RED ONE ALL OF THEM TURNED AWAY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS GOTTA CATCH A BUS GOTTA WATCH NEWS GOTTA REGIMENT A PLAN FOR THE DAY

BUS

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This beat is so sick, it never falters, even thru all of the transitions omg what is this alien beauty?

(Source: sanity-schmanity, via i-mjackskellington)

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stunningpicture:

I’ll fight the 100 duck-sized horses after seeing this monster.

stunningpicture:

I’ll fight the 100 duck-sized horses after seeing this monster.

(via adiostoreadumb)

confirmed-by-coffee:

himaruyavevo:

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

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The gang’s all here.

(via aphprussia)

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

(Source: trashboat, via nbrhoods)

reine-ubu:

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"

(via aphprussia)

crazytezza:

theravenchilde:

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

#basically the plot of x-men

#literally the plot of x-men 

(Source: momechas, via i-mjackskellington)

unchangeablexangel:




bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

(Source: slashersivi, via i-mjackskellington)

thegeekyqueen:

sassy-aleks:

winterbae1203:

thecursedknight:

the-sandmans-daughter:

asktoothless:

maestrofree:

asktoothless:

So i hear my printer starting up from nowhere (i was in the other room) and it takes 10 minutes to print fully after a few minutes my curiosity is peaked as to what or who was printing anything. We have one of those wireless printers you can e-mail too and staring me in the face is this:
Now i’m a rational person so i checked my print history online and there is no record of this ever being sent to the printer. Nothing at all.The text at the bottom reads. 
"WE’RE COMING"
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THIS EVER BEING SENT OR RECIEVED BY MY PRINTER!!!!!!

Show us your history.

Here is my email history (i would receive an email if the printer were to print anything) 

Here is my print history


Holy fuckaroni

Bye

Done

u ded

u hella ded

thegeekyqueen:

sassy-aleks:

winterbae1203:

thecursedknight:

the-sandmans-daughter:

asktoothless:

maestrofree:

asktoothless:

So i hear my printer starting up from nowhere (i was in the other room) and it takes 10 minutes to print fully after a few minutes my curiosity is peaked as to what or who was printing anything. We have one of those wireless printers you can e-mail too and staring me in the face is this:

Now i’m a rational person so i checked my print history online and there is no record of this ever being sent to the printer. 
Nothing at all.The text at the bottom reads. 

"WE’RE COMING"

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THIS EVER BEING SENT OR RECIEVED BY MY PRINTER!!!!!!

Show us your history.

Here is my email history (i would receive an email if the printer were to print anything) 

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Here is my print history

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Holy fuckaroni

Bye

Done

u ded

u hella ded

(via whatamidoinghere17)

ewzzy:

Driver’s Licenses: Official. Do not print out and pretend to be a Princientist.

(via i-mjackskellington)

crazyideasfromaweirdperson:

punklucifer:

I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one

One isn’t needed.

Everyone knows he’s showing us how to fake having a girlfriend so our families will leave us alone.

(Source: benimdetamisimvardiya, via i-mjackskellington)